moltres:

me tryin to look at your dick

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finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

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braydaaan:

WHO IS THIS YUM

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meanplastic:

me updating my blog

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lubricates:

wth tumblr radar

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hungarian:

*third wheels so hard i become a tricycle*

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twerq:

jesus is not only real but he also keeps it real

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do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

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dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house

and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

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crewnex:

snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it

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