you see the problem is i want a job so i can make money but i also don’t want to miss out on anything i want to do or even move in general
Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote.
fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry
If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:
- don’t talk to strangers
- don’t make friends online
- don’t do anything stupid
I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.