'What are you doing in my swap?'
online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days
*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed
"The first Disney Movie to tell girls they can fight too is Frozen!"
"Frozen is the first Disney Movie where the girl didn’t need a man to save her!! <3 "
"Frozen is the first Disney movie about loving sisters!"
"Frozen is the first Disney movie to question why someone would get married after knowing them for only a day."
"Frozen is the first film to have a blonde male lead who “doesn’t fit the cookie cutter mold””
It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom
im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
when my wifi stops working so do i
So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?